McDonald's needs a new burger, one with "everything".

So today I was spending time with my boyfriend and we decided to have some good ol' McDonald's when we got out of school. We get there and ask each other if either's hungry or not, deciding whether or not to eat at that very moment. We then came to the conclusion that we could always make room for food so we proceed to ordering. I know what I want. I always know what I want because I get the exact same thing every time I go there. Amani, my boyfriend, doesn't know what he wants so I decided to be helpful by naming items off of the menu to him, simple suggestions. He usually gets some chicken sandwich so I suggest that first and he says he's not sure. Then I suggest a tasty looking mushroom and swiss angus which also got me turned down. Apparently he didn't like the idea of mushrooms at all. So I suggested the bacon angus, I mean, bacon on a burger, sounds good, yes? Not to Amani, there was something wrong with it, I can't even remember. The regular angus maybe? Nope, he wanted bacon AND lettuce. So I suggest the big 'n tasty. Nope, still no nibbles from my stubborn bull. We were standing at the counter for 20 minutes trying to decide what he wanted. Finally, he cries out, "Why don't they have a burger with everything!?" So I took pity on him, bought him two burgers, a big and tasty with added bacon and a McChicken. Then I took the chicken off of the one sandwich and stuck it on his big 'n tasty burger. They forgot to add bacon, but he settled for what he got. Ridiculous, but I love him. And all the while, the faithful employees stood at their post at first irritated at the time and complexity ordering a simple meal was for us and then they seemed quite amused. In the end, I'm sure we just confused them, hence the forgotten bacon strips. Ohwell, it was fun.